" A Woodstock man was charged with multiple drug-related felonies after police said the found marijuana plants with a street value of $47,0000 in his house."

"Police say there had been precious calls about domestic violence at the Arizona home where five people were found shot to death on Wednesday."

" A woman a few rows in front of him was on her phone, even after the  warning about cell phones they play before every movie."

"Operation "May Day" targeted heroin sales on the West Side that was responsible for recent overdoses in surrounding suburbs."

"Darrin Hanna, 45, died lastyear after being handcuffed and then allegedly, tasered and beaten. His death sparked protests and led to several investigations, most recently a federal inquiry being handled by the U.S. attorney's office in Chicago."

""Twelve reputed members of the Satan Disciples street gang have been arrested following a three-year investigation into the trafficking of drugs and weapons on the Southwest Side."

"Church of Christ parishioners poured into the Hoffman Estates home where the family of 11-year-old Allan "AJ" Fernandez is coping with his loss."

" A Boston  woman single-handedly grabbed a man by his collar and held him until police arrived after she says he exposed himself to her on a crowded Boston train during Thursday's commute."

"Police in Georgia handcuffed a kindergartner after the girl threw a tantrum, and the police chief is making no apologies."

"Police in Bourbonnais uncovered a pot-growing operation in a mobile home. George Botica, 56 had 7o3 marijuana plants as well as guns and ammunition in his trailer, police said."

" A New Hampshire police chief less hat two weeks away from retirement was fatally shot during a drug bust- turned- shooting that left four other officers injured."

" A new audio recording gives some insight into a confrontation between North Chicago police and a man who died after he was in custody."

"Attorney Charles Lester Jr. confirmed that Sarah Jones was indicted on charges of first-degree sexual abuse and unlawful use of electronic devices for illegal activities,"

"The Indianapolis Metropolitan Police Department is searching for a man accused of shooting another man in front of a 3-year-old child."

" "Me and my partner have been together for 17 years, "Mayer said. "we weren't trying to put on a show for people."

" A man in his 70's walked into the Bellvue, Wash. police station Friday and told officers he had killed his wife two days earlier."

I saw this in the newspaper and wanted to share it!

"A Colorado man whose bike was stolen said he bears no grudge against a remorseful person who returned it with a handwritten note of apology that was signed "Drunk."

Aspen resident Jay Maytin said he's just  happy to be back on his Trek.

the Pitkin County Sheriff's Office said the bike was left neat the sheriff's office and police department with a not that said:

"Sorry I stole this bike.  rode it home. Please ive it back-"Drunk."

Police tell the Aspen times there were no witnesses."

" A naked 41-year-old Iowa City man told deputies that he's been forced by four men to handle a nuclear bomb at his home in Iowa City."

" Paper products are running low as Mayor Tony Mack's administration and the City Council quarrel over a contract to resupply city government in New Jersey's capital."

"Police have arrested four people and seized more than 2,100 pounds of marijuana in a drug bust in the South Side Englewood neighborhood."

" Richard Crothers 1V's attempt to fool a probation officer by providing urine that wasn't his after heating it in a microwave didn't quite pan out."

"In order to prevent a father from being buried next to his sons police say he killed, two Washington police officers bought cemetery plots next to the boys."

" Police are looking for a suspect who escaped from custody at a hospital, but not the guy they named as a prisoner on the lose."

""Pedro Azpur, an undocumented disabled immigrant who has been living at Little Company of Mary Hospital for more than a year, finally has a new home."

"Police in Indonesia's most conservative province raided a punk-rock concert and detained 65 fans, buzzing off their spiky Mohawks and stripping awa body piercings because of the perceived threat to Islamic values."

"Police say a man who was viewing child pornography on a domestic air flight from Salt Lake City to Boston has been arrested."

"Officials said 20 people suffered minor injuries. Fire department spokesman Shawn Lenske said the injuries to at least 10 of them were due to "rapid crowd movement."

A 10-year-old boy sneaked into a Florida lot, stole a pickup truck, led police on a brief chase, and knocked down a utility pole, which then set a house on fire."

"Police uncovered $500,000 of Atlanta-bound cocaine inside a horse saddle Tuesday."

"As first aid was being;g administered, Eger requested a "White Castle" hamburger and a cigarette according to the release."

I got a chuckle out of this!

These are incredibly dumb criminals.